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Pangaea said:the Big Bully up north ›››
Yesterday, 09:41 PMI prefer the old British superheroes such as the Derisive Duo: Professor Profanity and his feisty sidekick the Foulmouthed Fox, battling crime with crude language and rude gestures.
I remember their adventure in Transylvania. Driving through the Carpathians at night their car (the Mockerymobile) is pounced upon by Dracula himself, who with supernatural dexterity clings to the bonnet and cackles evilly as he prepares to strike.
"Quickly Fox, show him your cross." The Professor says.
With a nod and a wink the Foulmouthed Fox rolls down her window and sticks her head out. "Get off my fucking car you bastard cape wearing shithead! I've just had it bloody profiled you selfish tit." She exclaims with vigour.
In the wake of the shocked vampires retreat, the Professor shrugs and mutters. "Erm I meant the cross around your neck, but good enough I suppose."