DLC ideas (because we're far too entitled and all pirates besides)
12.05.2013 @ 16:16 #1
Enable left mouse button = $5.
Enable right mouse button = $5.
Enable all mouse button and wheels = $25.
Enable W,A,S & D buttons = $5.
Enable total keyboard = $25.
Enable key rebinding = $10.
Buy 5 save slots = $5.
Buy unlimited save slots = $25.
Remember only you can build that executives golden toilet, and keep those $50 bills warmed to room temperature for the purpose of cleaning his buttocks on! This is no laughing matter, so think hard and give us your best ideas NOW.
KNEEL BEFORE SOD!
12.05.2013 @ 16:23 #2
Intelligence, whether emotional or any otherwise, or is social or is not intelligence
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12.05.2013 @ 16:52 #5
When I first saw this I thought it was about possible witcher dlc until I sawbthe author was the almighty Bloth. Then I realised this was a, "oh Bloth has decided to make me laugh post". Job well done.
12.05.2013 @ 17:20 #7
Enable romance options - $5 each, $10 for switch hitters
Save points - $2 per level
Localization - $20 (Square Enix actully did this with the Japanese localization for Tomb Raider)
Access to exclusive dungeons - $10, season pass - $25
Grid inventory - $5
12.05.2013 @ 17:47 #9
Access to forum avatars = $1 each.
Access to pony forum avatars = $5 each.
Forum signatures = $1/word.
Selling/losing your personal information to third party sources = $25.
KNEEL BEFORE SOD!
12.05.2013 @ 17:48 #10
>Turn on Blood in options
To access this content you need to purchase the Maturity DLC in order to prove you're actually an adult please enter your credit card number and PIN.
12.05.2013 @ 17:57 #13
It's funny because it could actually happen. The ex-CEO of EA wanted to incorporate a feature in shooters where when you run out of bullets, you could pay a dollar and get a new mag. Sooooo yeah. We're all laughing and having a good fucking time right now but I'm absolutely terrified that the business morons are actually debating whether or not they should implement the features that we're jokingly listing for comedic effect.
Regardless, great thread. Got a good laugh from it
12.05.2013 @ 18:06 #14
Mix a potion- $1 per potion
Drink a potion- $1 per potion
Price is reduced to 50 cents if you meditate beforehand
Upgrade Witcher Signs-$1 for level II, $2 for level III, per sign
Unlock Witcher Silver Sword-$5
12.05.2013 @ 18:29 #19
Reminds me of Telekom Germanys plan to cut down on internet speed after you used up your volume. Then you will only be able to watch YouTube in 155p without loading times. ^^