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Geralt and Dandelion act together as a "team" and I'm looking for voice actors right now, so if you would like to help me in creating the adventure, then this is your chance!
I will post a few different dialogues. You can choose the character you want to play and send a sound file with your performance to me.
Scene 1:
Geralt and Dandelion have travelled for days and finally they see their destination: A small town on the shore of a river. Geralt seems to get a little mad at Dandelion (but more of the "eye rolling" type of mad)
Geralt: Now this is what I'm talking about. Does this town look like work for a witcher or what?
Dandelion: What do you... eh... what? Walls, housetops, a gate?
Geralt: No, this place got history. Just look at the mountain range surrounding us. Don't you see it?
Dandelion: Well, there's a lot of trees. That's for sure.
Geralt: Ruins. Dwarven and elven ruins to be perfectly exact. I think our experience might tell you that things I usually kill like to live in places like that.
Dandelion: Dwarven and elven ruins to be perfectly exact? Now that's the sort of academic accuracy I love about you.
Geralt: Screw you, Dandelion. We should get going now. A sorceress doesn't like to wait.
Dandelion: Ah, right. We've been travelling for days to meet this woman. Didn't you cast an eye on this Yennefer not too long ago? I remember her half bare bosom like it was yesterday...
Geralt: You're walking on thin ice, friend. I'm meeting Triss Merigold. Yennefer introduced me to her a while ago. She seemed like a decent person and most importantly, like a person who is willing to pay good money for my help.
Dandelion: Does she look pulchritudinous?
Geralt: What are you talking about?
Dandelion: Tush! I asked if she's a beautiful lady... you know what I mean. Witchers and sorceresses tend to like each other. A lot.
Geralt: She has beautiful maroon hair and... bah. You always delay my work. Let's get going! She has a room in the upper floor of the tavern.
Scene 2:
Geralt is on his way to a small village. He sees a small market stand at the side of the road and talks to the merchant who sells local food.
Merchant: So, you're a witcher, eh?
Geralt: Indeed, I am.
Merchant: Witchers need to eat, right? Potatoes, Fish...
Geralt: Of course not. We slurp larvae out of tree bark.
Merchant: Eeeew, so you...
Geralt: Listen, we eat usual food like you do. After all I am still human... mostly.
Merchant: I am confused. I really am... Do you want to see my goods?
Scene 3:
Geralt and Dandelion met a rich merchant who wanted their help. Some "enviromental druid bastard" blocked the road and Geralt chooses to help the merchant for a lot of orens. "Only talk", of course.
Merchant 3: Finally! You must be the witcher Julian wanted to hire. Please talk to this senile bastard!
Merchant 2: See.. I told you he would come to help us!
Merchant 1: I am impressed! He looks like good business.
Merchant 3: There is some magnificent hair dye in my assortment. Just sayin'.
Druid: Gwynbleidd, the White Wolf. The greatest mass murderer the world has seen since Falka was sent into the pyre.
Geralt: It's nice meeting you, too.
Dandelion: This may become very interesting...
Druid: You dare showing your face in front of me, Bobo, savior of all that is wild and beautiful.
Geralt: People seem to have real problems with my face lately.
Dandelion: That's because you look like a mean bastard, my friend.
Geralt: You have ten seconds to run before I come after you, Dandelion. Let's get this over with.
Druid: I will not move a foot for these people. Especially since they brought you to help them!
Merchant 1: Ha, that was a waste of time!
Merchant 2: How can someone waste our time? We have to wait here and can't move our carts!
Geralt: Druid, I understand your intentions, I really do. And I don't think you are completely wrong. There is just one flaw in your logic.
Druid: Look who talks! The mutant, the abomination of nature talks about logic! So where is the flaw then?
Geralt: You came to save the environment. And how did you do that? You destroyed a bunch of trees to block the road.
Druid: They sacrificed themselves for the greater good!
Geralt: They sacrificed themselves? Really? Did you ask them?
Druid: I don't need to ask anyone, I'm in touch with nature.
The rest of this conversation is a secret.
Scene 4:
Geralt and Dandelion talk to Triss about their plans. Triss seems to be amused about Geralt being grumpy.
Geralt: Triss, finally. You have no idea what I had to do to free you.
Triss: I already know from He-Troll. You were heroically collecting mushrooms.
Dandelion: That's exactly what we did. How boring!
Geralt: Let's never talk about that again. Triss, this is Dandelion. I don't know why, but he is a dear friend of mine.
Dandelion: Poet, bard and philanthropist. It is a great pleasure to finally meet you. Geralt didn't exaggerate when he talked about your beauty.
Triss (very amused): He talked about my beauty? Don't act like a monk, Geralt. It seems like they didn't erase all your feelings in Kaer Morhen, right? At least not the "important" ones.
Dandelion: Triss, I already feel like I've known you for years.
Geralt: If you are done talking about me, how about letting me know why you need my help?
Triss: I hope our conversation did not disturb your tight schedule, witcher. Some weeks ago I met a dwarf in Maribor who lives in Lykaon. He told me about an ancient story about a dwarven king, an elven princess and an enormous treasure.
Geralt: A sorceress who wants to dig up gold?
Triss: Of course not. Have you ever heard of Koloham, the dwarven city below the ground?
Geralt: I have heard of it, but there are no cities below ground. Mines and caves maybe, but not whole cities.
Triss: What would you say if we would stand above said city right now?
Geralt: Let's hope the floor doesn't collapse.
Triss: No, really. I am quite sure the city is real. And this dwarf can lead us to the entrance. He's downstairs in the tavern.
Geralt: I still don't believe it, but I'm thirsty. Let's go down there and talk to him.
Just try out anyone you like!
I was thinking of maybe giving Dandelion a shot. I'm kind of a dry and boring gent myself so I think could pull of Geralt but only decently, if that. I'm quite positive and naive as well so I could do Dandelion. At least I think I can. I have done some acting in my life, I do like it, a lot!, but mm. Let me give it some thought man.
