[siklara]

PsyCoil said:

Geralt: "A simple thank you would do"
Iorveth: "Oh, my manners. Consider yourself my hero." ›››

Fix'd. I don't know how I could forget about this one, it always makes me laugh.

[Pham]

Oh there are so many good ones in the game I cant decide

"King or beggar, whats the difference ? One d'hoine less" is still one of my favorites.

Or when Geralt gives Dethmold instruction on how to lift the curse:
Dethmold: "And what will you do ? Get drunk with a girl ?"
Geralt: "There's that and......."
Dont remember the exact quote, but something along those lines.

[dragonbird]

During the Subterranean quest with the dwarves in Vergen, the dwarves are talking about something, and Geralt interrupts to suggest they concentrate on the matter at hand (finding the immortelle).

It always seems to come up during a fight in my games, and I've never quite caught what the dwarves say. Does anyone have this quote?

[seekerpat]

Forgot about this one:

(Chapt 1, before you go into Flotsam for the first time)

Guard(to Geralt): Who're you?
Geralt: Geralt of Riva
Guard(to Roche): Who're you?
Roche: Emhyr var Emreis....a spice merchant

Guard blinks, slackmouthed. What an idiot, no wonder these guys get their ass handed to them when Ivoreth's commando storms the prison barge.

[▫ Dona ▫]

seekerpat said:

Guard(to Geralt): Who're you?
Geralt: Geralt of Riva
Guard(to Roche): Who're you?
Roche: Emhyr var Emreis....a spice merchant ›››

Guard: A merchant?
Roche: In spices.

:]

[Xurix]

Fighting in Flotsam Inn.

-Bite him on the balls!

Distracted me the first time I heard it, made me laugh and allowed my opponent the chance to give me a good one right on the noggin.

[Anarki_Hunter]

-Empty-

[jpk1994]

After beating Skalen Burden twice in dice poker:

Geralt: aw don't be mad.

Skalen: I'm not mad, I'm just not Fuckin playin ya anymore!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Forgot what he said, but when Geralt created an oral prophecy from his ass to get a discount lol.

[dragonbird]

KnightofPhoenix said:

Forgot what he said, but when Geralt created an oral prophecy from his ass to get a discount lol. ›››

Did it actually get a discount?
(I'd forgotten that one)

[KnightofPhoenix]

Yes, it did work!
It's with the dwarf outside Henselt's camp, with the prostitutes.

[dragonbird]

KnightofPhoenix said:

Yes, it did work!
It's with the dwarf outside Henselt's camp, with the prostitutes. ›››

Buggerit. I misread the response the first time and thought I still didn't get a discount, so I've never bothered speaking to him since.

[PsyCoil]

I know this is only TW2 favorite quote but I started to read The blood of elves again, And here is a really good one:

Ciri: 'I'm still not fast enough—'
Coen: 'You're very fast.'
Ciri: 'Will I ever be as fast as you?'
Coen: 'I doubt it.'
Ciri: 'Hmm . . . And are you—? Who's the best fencer in the world?'
Coen: 'I've no idea.'
Ciri: 'You've never known one?'
Coen: 'I've known many who believed themselves to be the best.'
Ciri:'Oh! What were they? What were their names? What could they do?'
Coen: 'Hold on, hold on, girl. I haven't got an answer to those questions. Is it all that important?'
Ciri: 'Of course it's important! I'd like to know who these fencers are. And where they are.'
Coen: 'Where they are? I know that.'
Ciri: 'Ah! So where?'




Coen: 'In cemeteries.'


Also there is the professor from the first game:

"You have what you wanted. Show mercy."
*Geralt kills salamander on his way to the professor*
"Never hurts to ask..."

[Pham]

PsyCoil said:

"You have what you wanted. Show mercy."
*Geralt kills salamander on his way to the professor*
"Never hurts to ask..." ›››

Wasnt the prof actually killed in Sword of Contempt after a meeting with Geralt ? I actually have to book in front of me and he died.

EDIT: Ignore me, they are different characters.

[MaxBlaze89]

I find the "emo" name calling by the NPCs to be some of the funniest. I also heard one of Henselt's soldiers say "Oh my Godz!" zomgz So funny!

[Guy N'wah]

The dwarf in the Scoia'tael patrol at the elven ruins:

"Singing bushes... jabbering stones... Elven hogwash... [Triss: Oh! Oh! Oh!] Well, I'll be buggered.

[Thoughtfulbadger]

"OOOODRIN HERRRE BOY"

[dragonbird]

Skalen Burdon referring to Yarpen and Sheldon as "Dopey and Sneezy"

I wonder which one is which?

[dragonbird]

Ger: "Iorveth seems to have changed, have you noticed?"
Zol: "How? Has his arse grown fatter in Saskia's keep?"
Ger: "An elf who was the greatest foe of humans will now fight for their freedom. Doesn't that surprise you?"
Zol: "Only harpies don't change their minds. I'm no expert on elves, but as I see it, he's got a stiffie for Saskia"
Ger (shocked): "Iorveth?"
Zol: "He stood all gentle as a lamb in council, stealing glances at her tits. When she spoke to him, he looked as happy as a fool whittling a wooden toy."

[AnDr01d]

In the Prologue, the monastry:

Foltest: I´ve seen many things go awry in battle but a dragon topples them all.

Roche: Tops.

Foltest: Tops what?

Roche: Well... tops all.

Foltest: Damn nonsense!


I couldn´t help laughing when I first heard that one. A shame Foltest had to die...