[curly haired boy]

i do love me some troll dialogue.

but what i really want is a big ol' troll plushie!

[Caciryn]

"Dammit, Geralt, it's not a date. You can't keep putting it off!"

XD

Oh, I love you, Roche... You bring me so many lulz.

[slimgrin]

"I think we know who's being the prick here.."

Felt guilty after Roche dropped that one. His Enlgish vo was perhaps my favorite of the game.

[jjavier]

seekerpat said:

"Drinking alone is like shitting in company" Zoltan in Chapt.1 ›››

Darf quotes are great. I like this one specialy.
The last friday I use it in a pub with friends and after a short pause everybody laught.

[dragonbird]

"Are your pubes white too?"

And (paraphrasing here, don't have the exact quote)

Girl: What are you?
Geralt: I'm a witcher
Girl: That's interesting. (Long pause). What exactly does a witcher do?
Geralt: I solve problems.
Girl: Ooh. I have a problem with my boyfriend.
Geralt: Did you find him with his head ripped off and his entrails strewn across the porch? Because that's the type of problem I solve.

[loreley]

SPOILERS AHEAD!




Iorveth : "Vernon Roche! Special Forces Commander for the last four years....." etc, gives Roche's entire CV....
Roche : "Iorveth, a regular son of a w**re!"
This cracks me up because I can imagine Geralt and Triss whispering to Roche " Come on buddy, you can do better than that!"



Iorveth explains to Geralt the impending torture if he doesn't behave...anthill, coated with honey(yumm!), screaming loud.....
Geralt(very calm) : "Are you always so grandiose ?"

[TalhAtheKillER]

dragonbird said:

"Are your pubes white too?"

And (paraphrasing here, don't have the exact quote)

Girl: What are you?
Geralt: I'm a witcher
Girl: That's interesting. (Long pause). What exactly does a witcher do?
Geralt: I solve problems.
Girl: Ooh. I have a problem with my boyfriend.
Geralt: Did you find him with his head ripped off and his entrails strewn across the porch? Because that's the type of problem I solve. ›››

hahaha...and dont forget the introduction these two had... where the girl knew everything Geralt was about to say

[TalhAtheKillER]

Dona_ said:

I halp.


›››

lol..great work dona. but whats with the frog in the end, doesnt rhyme

[siklara]

slimgrin said:

"I think we know who's being the prick here.."

Felt guilty after Roche dropped that one. His Enlgish vo was perhaps my favorite of the game. ›››

Great line, I also loved when in act 3 if you go to save Triss instead of helping him, he sarcastically thanks Geralt afterwards.

loreley said:

Roche : "Iorveth, a regular son of a w**re!" ›››

Worst comeback line ever, but the pointing hand gesture makes it priceless.

[▫ Dona ▫]

loreley said:

Iorveth : "Vernon Roche! Special Forces Commander for the last four years....." etc, gives Roche's entire CV....
Roche : "Iorveth, a regular son of a w**re!"
This cracks me up because I can imagine Geralt and Triss whispering to Roche " Come on buddy, you can do better than that!"

Actually, I think that intro is nothing short of perfect. Iorveth always talks a lot and is generally a big show-off, while Roche talks very little and usually goes straight to the point. Both of them said basically the same thing, lol. Roche doesn't waste his time talking, well, except in that one unfortunate duel scene. That was pretty bad : P

[TalhAtheKillER]

Dona_ said:

Actually, I think that intro is nothing short of perfect. Iorveth always talks a lot and is generally a big show-off, while Roche talks very little and usually goes straight to the point. Both of them said basically the same thing, lol. Roche doesn't waste his time talking, well, except in that one unfortunate duel scene. That was pretty bad : P ›››

agree, those duels from either roche or ioverth perspective are very lame. two hits and the enemy falls, BULLOCKS

[Blackrock]

Many of those mentioned here make it in my list, especially the trolls. I loved the part with the male troll in Chapter 2, where he was complaining about Kaedweni.

"Kaedweni sour. Kaedweni shite." The intonation and overall tone just make me laugh seriously every time I hear it. (English VO)

Also the lesbomancy scene, the whole thing is brilliant. I laughed so hard.

[dragonbird]

Just got another of my all-time favourites. I wrote it down this time. I saw siklara had already mentioned the punchline.

Geralt: You sure you're the Quartermaster's Assistant?
Assistant: Yeah
Geralt: I ask because assistants are usually pretty glib.
Assistant: I'm glib.
Geralt: No, you're not.
Assistant: My gal left me.
Geralt: How do you know?
Assistant: She wrote me a letter. Wait a minute. Dammit, she can't write.
Assistant: The bastards! Beavers, not friends. I'll show them as soon as I get home.
Assistant: Snot-nose scribes, counting barley all day. They get bored. Look for diversions. I'll give them diversion.
Assistant: Many thanks! At first I thought "Go Away, Emo" but now I see you're a good fellow.


Does anyone have the full conversation for the "I don't like onions" dialogue with the troll?

[loreley]

Quote

Does anyone have the full conversation for the "I don't like onions" dialogue with the troll?

This one? :

"What's in the pot?"
"Soup-elf an onion. Gooood. Want try?"
"I don't really care for onions"
"Stupid wisha. Elf good taste with onions...Tomato like."

I also find it funny when the troll asks Geralt: "Wisha man likes men?"

[M.S.]

Does anyone know what the two dwarfs outside the Vergen mine are saying? It sounds something like

'Bieber!'
'Something something'
'Soooo.... No schnaps then?'

[dragonbird]

loreley said:

This one? :

"What's in the pot?"
"Soup-elf an onion. Gooood. Want try?"
"I don't really care for onions"
"Stupid wisha. Elf good taste with onions...Tomato like."

I also find it funny when the troll asks Geralt: "Wisha man likes men?" ›››

Thanks. Yes, that was it. I couldn't remember what elves tasted like.

[siklara]

Some more golden lines that never stop to amuse me.

"Lovely scent, Triss."
"That was f***ing poetry!"
"It's a dog's life Geralt, I'll tell you that much."
"Did you see that little dh'oine whore? I like his kind best. Killing them is like pulling weeds - strangely relaxing."
"I take no pleasure in fraternizing with elves, but even a shit-coated stick can be a weapon."
"I trashed you and won a pile of coin. Not sure I care about your reputation."
"It was like being in a brothel with no balls."
"What could Yarpen tell me? I prefer listening to horses fart."
"I think one of them's a she. Ugly like shite after winter, but she's got tits."
"If only this bed could speak..."
"Be off... oh, the f***ing shame..."

[DelightfulMcCoy]

M.S. said:

Does anyone know what the two dwarfs outside the Vergen mine are saying? It sounds something like

'Bieber!'
'Something something'
'Soooo.... No schnaps then?'

I don't get the 'Bieber' line, but in the second line the 2nd dwarf tells the first that he's a witcher, not a human.
Maybe they had a betting game going on, about who spots the most humies and gets the drink

[PsyCoil]

"Is your mind completely ploughed at this point?" - Roche

"People! The mutant's pursuing me!"

"I don't stir. I work the material"

Geralt: "A simple thank you would do"
Iorveth: "Oh I'm sorry, Consider yourself my hero."

"I'll give 'em diversion"
Geralt: "A-hem"
"Many Thanks! at first I thought go away, emo. But now I see you are a good fellow"
Geralt: "So will you help me?
"I should think so, So?"

Female Troll: "Idgit! What troll do in lair"
Male Troll: "Nothin'..."
Female Troll: "Me see!"
Female Troll: "Stench!"
Male Troll: "Stench will run go..."
Female Troll: "Humie stench! Sleep no me!"

[DelightfulMcCoy]

DelightfulMcCoy said:

I don't get the 'Bieber' line[...]

Aaaaaahhhhhhh, NOW I get it! Justin!
I'd need schnapps, too.