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YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE of TW2

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05.08.2011 @ 00:51 #41

RageGT said:

You can check it here:

The Witcher 2 - Uncle Roche meets Uncle Dethmold Posted Image

Hehe, yes... Roche is just a little too quick about the execution of the steps... he should've let him bleed out from the first cut.. ahem. Pardon the cruelty, but he had it coming.

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05.08.2011 @ 01:14 #42

Why two swords does he tend to lose them?
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05.08.2011 @ 01:21 #43

^^ Repeat offender.
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05.08.2011 @ 03:43 #44

Monimonster said:

I love the trolls, and Geralts response when one troll asks if he wants soup, with elf, carrots and onions.

"I dont much care for onions"

Made me laugh :rofl: ›››

yeh trolls are really funny, i remember the first one said "Dwarf, why back"
and the female said something like this "Humie bad, Witcha good"
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05.08.2011 @ 03:48 #45

"I'll rip your prick off and beat your head with it!" :rofl:

"For debauchery? In Flotsam? Must have gone in a real romp that one!"

Fixed:

"Get Iorveth! Death to the Squirrels!"
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05.08.2011 @ 10:26 #46

"Say somethin' or did you just fart?"

"a little elf was skipping down the path
PLOUGH 'EM ALL PLOUGH 'EM ALL
a dwarf came long and kicked him in the arse
PLOUGH 'EM ALL PLOUGH 'EM ALL
oh, you are f***ed dirty rotten scum
PLOUGH 'EM ALL PLOUGH 'EM ALL
do that again and I'll f*** yer mum
PLOOOUUGGGH THEM AAAALLLLLLL"

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05.08.2011 @ 13:59 #47

guipit said:

Why two swords does he tend to lose them? ›››


I really want to show that kid how I use my two swords Posted Image
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05.08.2011 @ 16:20 #48

'The dragon is back!' :)
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05.08.2011 @ 16:33 #49

Petzakecske said:

'The dragon is back!' :) ›››


Indeeed!

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05.08.2011 @ 16:58 #50

Shilard Fitz-Oesterlen: "I am too old for wrath. All I feel is simple grief."
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05.08.2011 @ 17:26 #51

Dona_ said:

I really want to show that kid how I use my two swords Posted Image ›››

lol :)
that kid sounds so adorable
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05.08.2011 @ 17:30 #52

talhathekiller said:

that kid sounds so adorable ›››

That's true... the first three times. After hearing that line over a hundred times, it starts to grate on you. Makes me wish Geralt responded. Here's my wish:

Kid: Why does he have two swords, does he lose them often?
Geralt: One's to kill your mommy, and the other is to kill your daddy.
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05.08.2011 @ 17:33 #53

227 said:

That's true... the first three times. After hearing that line over a hundred times, it starts to grate on you. Makes me wish Geralt responded. Here's my wish:

Kid: Why does he have two swords, does he lose them often?
Geralt: One's to kill your mommy, and the other is to kill your daddy dog. ›››

Fixed for you :)
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05.08.2011 @ 17:35 #54

Nabuchodonozor I said:

Fixed for you :) ›››

Love it, love everything about it. You're truly an artist of the macabre :clap:
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05.08.2011 @ 17:50 #55

some of my favorite lines come from that guy in loc muinne protesting against magic and mages

he's always telling them to give up their spells and animal familiars

but what cracks me up is when you think he's done

then a few seconds later: ".....likewise, the frog!"
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05.08.2011 @ 18:34 #56

curly haired boy said:

some of my favorite lines come from that guy in loc muinne protesting against magic and mages

he's always telling them to give up their spells and animal familiars

but what cracks me up is when you think he's done

then a few seconds later: ".....likewise, the frog!" ›››

lol...yeh i never get what that guy is saying except for that last word....THE FROG :)
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05.08.2011 @ 18:37 #57

I halp.


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05.08.2011 @ 22:21 #58

obliged, dona. :)
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05.08.2011 @ 22:26 #59

I sympathize with the sentiment, "Can girls become witchers, too," but the intonation in which the girl says it drives me right up the wall. Gah! I want to strangle that kid by the time she's said it twice, and she says it CONSTANTLY.

I loved Zoltan's line -- already given above -- about drinking alone being as bad as shitting in company.

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05.08.2011 @ 22:30 #60

"Can girls become witchas toooooo?"

"Can girls become witchas toooooo?"

"Can girls become witchas toooooo?"

"Can girls become witchas toooooo?"

"Can girls become witchas toooooo?"

"Can girls become witchas toooooo?"
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