[RSIK4]

• "Is a pig's arse tight?"
• "To be honest I don't know the answer to either of those questions."
• "It's just a saying!"
• "You're the only one using it."
• I loved that whole group of dwarves and going questing with them in the tunnels was terrifically entertaining.

[Seboist]

"She squeaked like an unoiled hinge".

Oh Henselt.

[Jobbert]

Seboist said:

"She squeaked like an unoiled hinge".

Oh Henselt. ›››

That was the straw that broke the camel's back on my first playthrough.

[Obomski]

When confronted by a dragon: "Ugh, you stink!"

[Wazhai]

"In spices."

[BarisM]

- We need to talk.
- What? No 'hello', 'good morning', 'pucker up and kiss my arse'? Nothing?
- Uh, hello.

[here_soon]

I'm not just tits on top of an arse- Ves

[Glaroug]

Quote

"In spices."

O man, that kills me every time. He face is priceless.

Geralt's face is just as hilarious here, when he speaks to Sile for the first time in Flotsam

"What about pleasant Surprises? (That smiles is all natural. What a babe magnet.)

[Davos Seaworth]

My favorite type of magic - lesbomancy! - Skalen Burdon

"Demawend is dead."
"Is that true?"
"He was murdered."
"Oh, I did that too."
"You were in Wyzima at the time, I checked it."
"My doppelganger was in Wyzima, I have three of them." - Geralt of Rivia and Vernon Roche

"I have to kill you."
"Try it; but I'm no king." - Geralt and Letho

"Head hurts. Brain don't." - troll

"Welcome to the Eternal fire!"
"Kitchen is open non-stop?"
"...it's not that kind of fire..." - Geralt and Innkeeper

[Skerdikas]

Dwarf phrase "My favorite magic - lesbomancy"

[SzDavid]

My favourites:
"Holy man unharmed and a nobleman gets slapped, a win-win situation if i've ever seen one."
"At least I'll die holding a lovely arse!"

Roche is the best.

Aaand "plough the lilies!"

[Glaroug]

"So you would have raped this mate?" -Geralt to the Crinfrid Reavers, Prologue.

[cmdr_silverbolt]

"The other side of the coin: a concept devised by philosophers in Oxenfurt who've never set foot in Flotsam or any place like it."

- Iorveth

[Glaroug]

Quote

"The other side of the coin: a concept devised by philosophers in Oxenfurt who've never set foot in Flotsam or any place like it."

Haha! If this thread proves anything, its that Geralt should narrate TW3 journal like he did in the first game.

[cmdr_silverbolt]

I really liked Iorveth's voice acting and script- he had the perfect amount of snark and wisdom. Roche, too, was done pretty well. Here are some more lines I liked, and which I think were made memorable because of great voice acting:

"Loredo will piss himself with joy!"
-Guard, Flotsam.

"You're dying fast, like roaches under my boots."
-Seltkirk of Gulet

"Ten lashes to each scout, hang every third."
-Draug

"Renuad!"
-Shilard

[vivaxardas]

"I promise to reveal every last detail as soon as your body is cold".
- Shilard

[Amelia Hunter]

I liked the phrase Iorveth said to Geralt about honey torturing... um, too bad I can't remember that quote ((

[Dragazhar]

The joke told at the blue stripes camp outside Hanselt's encampment had me rolling first time I heard it.

Soldier 1: His mother comes and tells him, " the elder and the recruiter are coming for you."
he was slaughtering pigs at the time. So he takes a pig's eye and puts it between his buttocks.
Soldier 2: he does what??!!
Soldier 2: Puts a pig's eye in his arse.
The elder and the recruiter comes and his mother says, "son. they've come to take you to war"
and he's standing with his back to them with his pants down
he spreads his cheeks and says, "I can see that."
Soldier 2: Did they take him?
Soldier 1: Not a chance..

[IceEpicX]

People say a lot of things,the thing is,it's often nonsense.

[Glaroug]

One of Geralt's greatest lines to that cheating Numa.