[jayden_thorne]

Paraphrasing a bit...

Geralt: Maybe I'll come back when you're not drunk.

Cedric: You witchers are long lived. You may indeed see that day.

Ahh Cedric... tragic but good-humored.

[PsyCoil]

Letho: I paid the monk who treated me a lot of orens to stay silent. Actually It was only a loan 'cause I killed him later. Only the dead can keep a secret.

Letho: But sooner or later everyone starts treating me like a big oaf, I mean, I can't change how I look.

Iorveth: King or beggar - what's the difference?! One dho'ine less

[MikeK47]

"Conquer with courage instead of strength."

And the song the knight sings in the siege tower...

Bread and vodka's all you get, when you're plughing for your King.
Blood and mud your brows-asweat...(Forgot the second half of that. It's something like, balls in bandage pricks in a sling)
That's a swithing soldiers life, taking orders smash your foe.
Coin and country they're your wife, and a long road at your toe

[Exon Valnor]

In Flotsam,when passing by the butcher he will sometimes comment (don't remember the exact line so I'll paraphrase)

Ah,a man of the same profession!

At first I was a bit puzzled then it hit me...it MUST BE a reference to the title Geralt earned The Butcher of Blaviken.

Also one of the best conversations: (I'll paraphrase)

Geralt in company of Zoltan Chivay, Sheldon Skaggs, Yarpen Zigrin and Alderman of Vergen drink in The Cauldron and talk about cleaning the mines of Vergen from monsters...

Zigrin: Skaggs,you're lagging with your drink.
Skaggs: I got myself a little fuck tonight.
Zigrin: Drink up It'll give you vigor!
Skaggs: If I drink,my prick shrivells like ol' crone's tits.

(...)

Geralt: Do you know of Dwarven Immortelle?
Skaggs: Do I? Do I know pig's arse is tight?
Chivay: Well,honestly,I don't know.
Skaggs: Tis' just an ol' sayin'.
Zigrin: And only you're using it!

(...)

After the afore mentioned group agreed to clean the mines together and they stand up to go...

Zigrin:(to Skaggs) So,you commin' with us or waiting for that fuck of yours?
Skaggs: Opportunity like this might not present itself again...fuck can wait.

Gotta love the dwarves

[FoggyFishburne]

dragonbird said:

"Are your pubes white too?"

And (paraphrasing here, don't have the exact quote)

Girl: What are you?
Geralt: I'm a witcher
Girl: That's interesting. (Long pause). What exactly does a witcher do?
Geralt: I solve problems.
Girl: Ooh. I have a problem with my boyfriend.
Geralt: Did you find him with his head ripped off and his entrails strewn across the porch? Because that's the type of problem I solve. ›››

Awesome dialogue

[Purtslik]

Dandelion: "Triss enters, breaks the guard's neck, then wounds herself...? That's stupid."

[Purtslik]

Today while storming the barge with Iorveth (pretending to have caught him), i walked deliberately slowly through the streets of Flotsam to listen to the dialogue between Geralt and Iorveth. After their conversation ended, i think i heard a peasant scream "Get an Iphone! They've got Iorveth!!). Have any of you experienced this before, or am i hearing things? XD

[Vokshev]

Sad Zoltan, "Everthing's fucked..."

[RaptorRex888]

Walking out with Triss after slaughtering the entire Nilfgaardian delegation;

Triss: "Those Nilfgaardians...thats your work?"

Geralt: "They followed thier leader too blindly"

Triss: "You killed them all?"

Geralt: "They didn't slaughter themselves"

Oh and who could forget "Do pigs have tight arses?"

[ZinuX]

I loved the random dwarf in Vergen singing "Heyho heyho!"

[SlimeDynamiteD]

Just because I like this thread, I decided to dig it up.

Anyway, I like Geralt's Lord of the Rings reference: "Right... and then I'll have to run barefooted to the top of a volcano..."

[Jobbert]

"Welcome to the Eternal Fire."

"Kitchen open day and night?"

"...It's not that kind of fire."

[GoodGuyA]

"OOOOOOOOOOOODRINNNNNNNNNN!"

But I jest There was honestly a lot of really good stuff in the game, but I think the most hilarious moment comes in the Enhanced Edition.

"There was no time to think, it was time to act. Grabbing Geralt, I embarked on a voyage upriver, deeper into the Pontar Valley. There, in a region known as Lormark, King Henselt of Kaedwen had made camp with his army. 'King' being the key word here - denoting the central figure in my plan to capture the kingslayer."

I doubt I need to explain who it's from!

[alextyc1]

Dethmold:"you've broken my arm! do you know its worth you son of a bitch!"
roche:"now its worth shit like the rest of you"

that scene was epic,funny and a real wtf moment after that.

also yarpen has some good ones like:"prince penis"

[KnightofPhoenix]

alextyc1 said:

also yarpen has some good ones like:"prince penis" ›››

I remember once somewhere (probably on BSN), we were having a serious discussion about Upper Aedirn, except everyone was saying Prince Penis in a very serious tone.

Good times.

[Prince_12]

Jobbert said:

"Welcome to the Eternal Fire."

"Kitchen open day and night?"

"...It's not that kind of fire." ›››

Hah! This one really made me burst out in laughter!

Umm... Who says it and where?

[Jobbert]

Geralt and the inkeeper in Act 3. I love how serious Geralt sounds when asking if it's open all the time.

[RSIK4]

Spark: Uh, so what does a witcher do, anyway?Geralt: We solve problems.Spark: Oh, I have a problem with my boyfriend.Geralt: Did you find his entrails sprawled on the porch and his head a few paces away? Because those are the types of problem we solve.

[RSIK4]

• Philippa: "...then there're the one of 10 magic rings of power scattered across the land..."
• Iorveth: "One to gather, and in the darkness bind them all?"
• Geralt: "Yeah, and next thing you know I'll be running barefoot to the top of some volcano."
• Philippa: "Okay, okay, forget the rings...."

[RSIK4]

• All from Vergen which, aside from being an amazing-looking place, has some great overheard dialogue . . .
• "I'll say it again: humans are strange."
• "Let's hear it."
• "You see... when they're about to marry, they get terribly picky. Have to check everything. Whether the bride's been ploughed, has a dowry, is diligent... yet, here we've common girl..."
• "Saskia!"
• "Claims she's virgin..."
• "And nobody questions her virtue! They just follow her to war! To death!"
• "What do you say that *that*?"
• "You've answered your own question! Humans follow adventure, get drunk on ideas and, while drunk, have no doubts!"
• "They flee their everyday lives and plunge into dreams."
• "Exactly. The rich and the poor alike. Not just humans."
• "Elves, they they talk a lot, think very little. In the end they end up dead, shoutin', 'We really showed 'em!'"
• "What's this? Clad in hues of green, amidst shrubs he's seen, crouching on legs bent, catching flies to rend?"
• "A bored scoia'tael waitin' in ambush?"
• "Supposed to be a frog, to be honest, but your answer's better."
• (The only one here from a human rather than a dwarf):
• "When this war's over I'm going home, growing a beard and getting a dog."[img]http://en.thewitcher.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/;)/>.gif[/img]