"i did nothin, saw nothin, heard nothin"
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YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE of TW2
04.08.2011 @ 14:02 #2
"No need. I mean, it's only steel that came off a heavenly body that crashed a few millennia ago and wiped out the entire population of giant lizards."
Geralt is rarely sarcastic, but when he is he plays it like a champ.
Geralt is rarely sarcastic, but when he is he plays it like a champ.
I'm not here anymore, but there are still three ways to find me. First, you can go into a room with all the lights off and say my number three times while looking into a mirror. A bit macabre, admittedly. The second way would be to post a craigslist ad for anonymous sex, but don't be writing checks you can't cash, sweet stuff. Ahem. The third and most tasteful method would be to just check out my site where I review stuff because I'm a hyper-judgmental human being.
04.08.2011 @ 14:09 #4
"Fucking Idiot actually went in!" - The Witcher 2 - Succubus 
"To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!" - The Witcher 2 - To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!
"My Favorite Type of Magic" - The Witcher 2 - My Favorite Type of Magic
"Right, and then I'll have to run bare-footed to the top of a volcano!" - The Witcher 2 - A Witcher In Middle Earth

"To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!" - The Witcher 2 - To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!

"My Favorite Type of Magic" - The Witcher 2 - My Favorite Type of Magic

"Right, and then I'll have to run bare-footed to the top of a volcano!" - The Witcher 2 - A Witcher In Middle Earth
04.08.2011 @ 14:09 #5
eskiMoe said:
Wut? ›››
When he says that line I quoted, he's being totally sarcastic. This is one of the few normal-sized screenshots I have.
I'm not here anymore, but there are still three ways to find me. First, you can go into a room with all the lights off and say my number three times while looking into a mirror. A bit macabre, admittedly. The second way would be to post a craigslist ad for anonymous sex, but don't be writing checks you can't cash, sweet stuff. Ahem. The third and most tasteful method would be to just check out my site where I review stuff because I'm a hyper-judgmental human being.
04.08.2011 @ 14:11 #6
RageGT said:
"Fucking Idiot actually went in!" - The Witcher 2 - Succubus 
"To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!" - The Witcher 2 - To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!
"My Favorite Type of Magic" - The Witcher 2 - My Favorite Type of Magic
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"To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!" - The Witcher 2 - To Paradise, On Whores' Arses!

"My Favorite Type of Magic" - The Witcher 2 - My Favorite Type of Magic
››› lol@ to paradise on whores arses
04.08.2011 @ 14:55 #8
eskiMoe said:
Wut? ›››
@227: I've seen that quote before on a screenshot but during my three walkthroughs I never heard it. When and to whom does Geralt say it?
"We chose our profession in defiance of the greed of the monarchy. We will not live for the sake of taxes to fatten nobles pockets. We chose to live the only life available to those who would truly be free. We are Thieves."
04.08.2011 @ 15:19 #11
"Iorweth: A lovely show, Gwynbleidd. But tell me, was it worth it? An uneven fight, and certain death await you anyway.
Geralt: I could ask you the same thing."
pwned
Geralt: I could ask you the same thing."
pwned
"Mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where."
04.08.2011 @ 15:28 #14
siklara said:
@227: I've seen that quote before on a screenshot but during my three walkthroughs I never heard it. When and to whom does Geralt say it? ›››
You get that line when talking to Haggard (the blacksmith's apprentice) in Vergen on Iorveth's path. I think that line comes up when you talk about a reward after you beat him at dice, but you might have to choose certain dialogue options to get it.
I'm not here anymore, but there are still three ways to find me. First, you can go into a room with all the lights off and say my number three times while looking into a mirror. A bit macabre, admittedly. The second way would be to post a craigslist ad for anonymous sex, but don't be writing checks you can't cash, sweet stuff. Ahem. The third and most tasteful method would be to just check out my site where I review stuff because I'm a hyper-judgmental human being.
04.08.2011 @ 16:12 #17
227 said:
You get that line when talking to Haggard (the blacksmith's apprentice) in Vergen on Iorveth's path. I think that line comes up when you talk about a reward after you beat him at dice, but you might have to choose certain dialogue options to get it. ›››
gregski said:
I have waaay to many favourites, here's some:
"Enough of this piss!"
"Only time I ever agree to be blindfolded is when I'm with a naked sorceress."
"Listen. I'm a witcher and I'm massively hung over right now. So speak or regret it."
"Is your mind completely ploughed at this point?"
"Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage..."
"I know a woman is flighty. But to that scale?"
"Many thanks! At first I thought, 'Go away emo', but now I see you're a good fellow."
"OOODRIN! HERE BOY! OOOODRIN!"
+ every single line said by trolls.
"We chose our profession in defiance of the greed of the monarchy. We will not live for the sake of taxes to fatten nobles pockets. We chose to live the only life available to those who would truly be free. We are Thieves."
04.08.2011 @ 16:12 #18
Sorry, accidental double post. How do I delete it?
(I clicked on "-" on the bottom right corner hoping that it will do the trick and decreased my own reputation instead XD)
(I clicked on "-" on the bottom right corner hoping that it will do the trick and decreased my own reputation instead XD)
"We chose our profession in defiance of the greed of the monarchy. We will not live for the sake of taxes to fatten nobles pockets. We chose to live the only life available to those who would truly be free. We are Thieves."
04.08.2011 @ 16:16 #20
siklara said:
Thanks! I played through Iorveth's path twice and I missed it both times.
"Vatt'ghern" too. I was sure it's an elven insult and laughed out loud when I realized it only means "witcher".
I have waaay to many favourites, here's some:
"Enough of this piss!"
"Only time I ever agree to be blindfolded is when I'm with a naked sorceress."
"Listen. I'm a witcher and I'm massively hung over right now. So speak or regret it."
"Is your mind completely ploughed at this point?"
"Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage..."
"I know a woman is flighty. But to that scale?"
"Many thanks! At first I thought, 'Go away emo', but now I see you're a good fellow.
"OOODRIN! HERE BOY! OOOODRIN!"
+ every single line said by trolls. ›››
"Vatt'ghern" too. I was sure it's an elven insult and laughed out loud when I realized it only means "witcher".
I have waaay to many favourites, here's some:
"Enough of this piss!"
"Only time I ever agree to be blindfolded is when I'm with a naked sorceress."
"Listen. I'm a witcher and I'm massively hung over right now. So speak or regret it."
"Is your mind completely ploughed at this point?"
"Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage..."
"I know a woman is flighty. But to that scale?"
"Many thanks! At first I thought, 'Go away emo', but now I see you're a good fellow.
"OOODRIN! HERE BOY! OOOODRIN!"
+ every single line said by trolls. ›››
wow dude..u remember some of the funniest...that second one is the best of the lot
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