[slimgrin]

Some of us prefer...no beard. *cough*

[Squall D. Leonhart]

Ahahahahhaahaha I was joking, I don't know why we have that proverb But I've actually heard that

Talking of beards, mine grows very fast, so if I let it growth free, I'll need a sword or a flamethrower to shave it XD

[Guy N'wah]

Squall D. Leonhart said:

Ahahahahha and since when do you have beard? />/>
In italy we have a weird proverb: "Donna baffuta, sempre piaciuta", more or less "mustachoed woman always liked" XD ›››

I've found several forms of this:

Femmena mustazzuta èja sembe piaciuta.
La donna con i baffi è sempre piaciuta.
Femmena mustazzuta a ciende passe te saluta.
La donna baffuta è gentile.

I can't translate the third of those. Something about how a woman with a mustache lights up when she greets you?

Anyway, for normal women, the combination of dark hair and high sensitivity to androgens or high androgen levels is the usual cause of a noticeable mustache. Women for whom this is their natural and normal condition are often socially dominant and gifted with a strong libido. Thus they are well liked.

For a different view, "There is saying in Ukraine that a man without a mustache is like a woman with one. I strongly stand behind that theory." (Eugene Hutz of "Gogol Bordello")

[Bloth]

Just been to see that Life of Pi film with our Gert, she rang me up and told me that i'd need a few tissues by the end of the film, so I says fair enough and sticks a few in me pocket. Well i'm fairly perplexed because when we got out of the flicks I admits to her, I didn't find anything worth masturbating to in that film. She stormed off, what the bloody hell did I do wrong this time?

[slimgrin]

Wrong film.

[Bloth]

Tell me about it, I wanted to see the latest Arnie flick. Instead I got live action Calvin and Hobbes.

[*Tommy*]

Blothulfur said:

Just been to see that Life of Pi film with our Gert, she rang me up and told me that i'd need a few tissues by the end of the film, so I says fair enough and sticks a few in me pocket. Well i'm fairly perplexed because when we got out of the flicks I admits to her, I didn't find anything worth masturbating to in that film. She stormed off, what the bloody hell did I do wrong this time? ›››

Nothing . You did nothing wrong at all !
I believe it has something to do with male/female film viewing preferences .

[Gibb_Geralt]

Chewin3 said:

Currently I am trying the Van Dyke, though I'm every now and then too lazy to keep it 'going' and it gets all messed up with my ever growing stubble. ›››

Unfortunately, the Van Dyke is the only one i can actually grow. Every where else is way too bloody patchy to grow. I've got horrid genes; 19 and can't even grow a chinstrap

[Chewin3]

Blothulfur said:

Just been to see that Life of Pi film with our Gert, she rang me up and told me that i'd need a few tissues by the end of the film, so I says fair enough and sticks a few in me pocket. Well i'm fairly perplexed because when we got out of the flicks I admits to her, I didn't find anything worth masturbating to in that film. She stormed off, what the bloody hell did I do wrong this time? ›››

Guess she couldn't handle your manliness. Or your needs.

Gibb_Geralt said:

Unfortunately, the Van Dyke is the only one i can actually grow. Every where else is way too bloody patchy to grow. I've got horrid genes; 19 and can't even grow a chinstrap /> ›››

Hey, I was 20 when my beard started to grow fully. You are not alone with the horrid genes.

[Pangaea]

You are far from alone. I have the same 'problem'. Patchy on the sides so can't grow a full beard like I sometimes like to try. Am over 30 now, so it's not likely to change :|

My genes suck in general too, as you've seen some example of recently, but at least I have a hairy chest so I'm pleased about that.

[Squall D. Leonhart]

If only it could be possible, I would like to share some of my beard
It's very annoying to shave it and sometimes I've cut it even with two razor in the same time (blessed the fact that I've become ambidextrous)

[Kaghal]

me girl wants me top quit weed