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Things that puzzle me about The Witcher game...
23.05.2010 @ 20:51 #1
How Teleportation is possible in the year 1270.
Why all of the NPC's look the same.
Why there's always someone standing in the way at the door of the New Narakort Inn.
Why Olaf's head is so big. His head is bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's head.
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23.05.2010 @ 21:00 #2
2. Advanced magic used by talented mages.
3. Engine/game's budget/time limitation.
23.05.2010 @ 22:53 #3
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24.05.2010 @ 11:26 #4
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Riight, so the apparently male Big Bad was not only prone to random uses of such talents, but also secretly a female Vilainnous Crossdresser? :P
24.05.2010 @ 12:04 #5
24.05.2010 @ 15:23 #7
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There is an exception for everything! (or the author, who wrote for the game forgot that special "genetics" part... we won't blame him!)
I actually just wait for the moment, when little white haired children run around Geralt and cry: Are you my daddy, are you my daddy?!
POOF! A not any closer described guy pops-up out of thin air and says: Sorry, dude, but YOU'RE the exception! Congratulations! By the way - I tried to tell you sooner, but then you was dead and stuff...
In certain moments, a sword can be very practical...
24.05.2010 @ 16:34 #10
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How Teleportation is possible in the year 1270.
You do realize that the game is not set in our world, but rather a fantasy setting with magic?
:D I was thinking the same thing but didn't answer since people answered the OP to an extent I don't know about.
24.05.2010 @ 17:12 #11
Seriously, TW lore can be very tricky at times. I just recently found out that Zerrikania was to the north of Poviss, which in turn is one of the northernmost kingdoms. That's what I get for assuming south is where the hot is. :s
24.05.2010 @ 21:25 #13
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Wait, that can't be right... Source, please?
Here's the game map:
http://images4.wikia...8/World_map.jpg
When I see that right, then would Hakland and Zerricania be more to the S-E on THIS map.
Fanmap (?)
http://img234.images...apensja11fj.jpg
Here it's more N-E...
I know t here was another map, but I can't find it anymore. =.=
24.05.2010 @ 21:42 #14
Anyway, I'd say the game map makes way more sense than that fan-made one, especially since the game one was actually consulted with Sapkowski.
24.05.2010 @ 22:02 #15
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Anyway, I'd say the game map makes way more sense than that fan-made one, especially since the game one was actually consulted with Sapkowski.
*scratch head* If in danger or in doubt... ask the Witcher Wikia... XD
http://wiedzmin.wiki...wiki/Zerrikania
25.05.2010 @ 00:54 #16
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25.05.2010 @ 08:42 #17
25.05.2010 @ 10:49 #18
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Gorthuar, do you really want to tell us, this all doesn't exist? O,o'
Some of my neighbours at least look orcish enough, so you can believe there once was a place called MORDOR!
25.05.2010 @ 17:54 #19
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Gorthuar, do you really want to tell us, this all doesn't exist? O,o'
Some of my neighbours at least look orcish enough, so you can believe there once was a place called MORDOR!
This thread is getting funnier by the moment xD Well, enough about that already. Stop picking on dlevere please.
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